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Cosmetic Items
Spend Bandwidth on props your character carries, wears and launches. Owned items sync to your in-game locker.
Gold Watch
worn
DEI Badge
worn
Circle Backpack
worn
Dead Weight
worn
Brown Nose
worn
Gold Puffer
worn
Golden Parachute
worn
Kool Aid
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Laser Pointer
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Low Hanging Fruit
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Silver Spoon
worn
Baseball Bat
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Content Water Gun
worn
Fountain Pen
worn
Gavel
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Headphones
worn
Hunting Bow
worn
King Closer Mug
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Leather Briefcase
worn
Personality Hire Badge
worn
Rubber Duck
worn
Rules Clipboard
worn
Salaries Suitcase
worn
Sovereign Sceptre
worn
Abacus
worn
Redundancy Box
placed
Paper Plane
projectile
Succulent
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Campaign Departments
Chapter 1 of every department is free. Unlock Chapters 2 & 3 to keep climbing.
All Departments — 20% off
Chapters 2 & 3 for all 9 departments. Was $35.91.
$28.73
Engineering
Move fast. Break things. Deny responsibility. — Chapters 2 & 3
$3.99
Marketing
Brand is everything. Nobody can define brand. — Chapters 2 & 3
$3.99
HR
We're here to support you. Please don't quote us on that. — Chapters 2 & 3
$3.99
Finance
The answer is no. We haven't heard the question yet. — Chapters 2 & 3
$3.99
Sales
Always crushing it. Always blaming someone else. — Chapters 2 & 3
$3.99
Product
We're customer obsessed. We have not spoken to a customer. — Chapters 2 & 3
$3.99
Design
No, we will not make the logo bigger. Yes, we will add white space. — Chapters 2 & 3
$3.99
Operations
Nobody knows what we do. Nothing works without us. — Chapters 2 & 3
$3.99
Legal
We've reviewed it. The answer involves several caveats. — Chapters 2 & 3
$3.99
Acts
The floors above the org chart. Each is a single act of eight peers and their boss, not a department of chapters.
The C-Suite
The C-Suite will see you now. Eventually. Unlocks Act 3 — 12 battles.
$4.99
The Board
Answer to the people the CEO answers to. Eight directors and the Chair of the Board.
$4.99
Escalation Packs
Wave-survival gauntlets with their own enemies, bosses and unlockable rewards.
The Quest for Diversity
Every kind of corporate resistance. The Diversity Unicorn awaits. (4 waves)
$2.99
This is Unacceptable
Consequences deferred. Disputes filed. Auditors circling. The Regulator is waiting. (4 waves)
$2.99
Spare Some Change
Seed money. Growth capital. An IPO. And a sovereign fund that owns the whole block. (4 waves)
$2.99
AI Apocalypse
Four waves. Every generation of the machine. Alignment not guaranteed. (4 waves)
$2.99
